Since typing up the notes form my mini tour has turned into a bit of a chore, I thought I’d write a little about another recent ride. I feel like I exerted a great deal of effort over a week on the touring bike but never really made any huge distances, which begun to grate after a while. On a whim I entered The Ditchling Devil audax, a relatively new 200km event with a start in Wimbledon common – a rare local départ for a Londoner.
After a brisk early morning ride to the start – for which I arrived a good half-hour too early – other riders started to sign on. For those unfamiliar with audaxes, they are probably the least glamorous form of organised riding. The usual participants are otherwise unremarkable white, middle-aged men, dressed in shabby mismatching club kit and worn lycra or baggy shorts, tottering around in cleats and baggy windproofs; most often seen fettling something on an unashamedly functional bike, loaded with luggage and various navigational aids bodged to the handlebars. Aside from the stale jokes, they are a humble lot, steadily racking up huge distances over successive weekends before hauling themselves back to work on a Monday, much like anyone else, with little fanfare.
The crowd for this audax was a little different. Seemingly the proximity to the mid-week mecca of Richmond Park meant that the event fell squarely within the catchment of ‘serious club rider,’ and I was a little surprised to see a more lithe crowd of (still) middle-aged men tottering even more shamelessly in road cleats and tighter, newer lycra, with high-end road bikes and a lot more carbon on show. The odd triathlete had penetrated the ranks. There were probably more women in attendance than normal, and also some people who had yet to sprout grey hair. It was different.
Predictably, a group of ‘serious club riders’ shot off the front and weren’t to be seen again. Fair enough. The route was a familiar one to Brighton via Ditchling Beacon, then back up Devil’s Dyke towards Surrey and its rolling hills, before a final ascent back into London. It was colder than expected but an enjoyable day, and after twitching around on my road bike for about 50 miles I finally settled into things. I spent most of the day riding with Andrew, who I’ve ridden with before. A couple of years ago Andrew also donated the 9-speed casette I have on my bike, which I turned over the entire day. (He was riding fixed and is a braver man than I…)
Audaxes often have great controls – points on the route where you can stop, and get a little stamp to prove passage – which are sometimes fully catered by volunteers. We had bacon and sausage rolls at Ardingly. Pasta at someone’s house in Upper Beeding. And very cheap cake in Chiddingfold. Andrew and I kept a fairly even pace and steadily made our way around the route. It was grey and chilly but I was very grateful for the company. It was my longest ride this year by some distance, so I was keen not to over extend myself. Even the steeper climbs didn’t feel to bad. By the time I’d fought the headwind on the way home I’d clocked up about 140 miles.
I try and record most of my rides with some sort of GPS. A part of me is beginning to wonder why. I’ve used my phone for this: it’s cheap, reasonably accurate, and is a device I’d be carrying anyway. It’s been failing me quite often recently as the battery can’t record over the long time spans I need it to. One solution would be to ride faster. Or ride less. Or simply not bother. I quite like turning off the phone; not feeling chained to an inbox, and I often wonder whether the act of keeping this digital gps record of everything is simply another ball and chain. It’s certainly easy to become absorbed in technical detail or in-depth statistics, although I’ve yet to see anything remotely interesting borne of such an addiction. Quite the opposite in fact – the Garmin whores are a quick to sap a conversation of merit with their dull array of power statistics, gpx waypoint advice, and moving average conundrums.
It’s something I need to think about. This very (boring) blog was a response to some strange urge to record things, write them down. For what purpose I’m still not sure. If a Garmin doesn’t shit a gpx on the internet, did it really make a ride?
[Pictures are courtesy of Edward of Scoble from the parish of LFGSS]